Roberto Boer

Dear Santa Claus,
I scriv you in English così I’m sure che this year you capisc what I want.
I’m not solito mandarti a letter but, visto that in the ultimi years non è che you have done molto, anzi, proprio un hand job, mi sa that devo remind you something
I davvero need tre things:
– a new car, possibilmente hybrid because I make una freca di kilometers e, mannaggia the devil, the benzina costs really to much assai.
– a new MacBook Pro, che also if is non proprio the last model va bene as usual. Consider che il mio tiene ten years e it starts ad avere a lot of problems. I ci work with the Mac and I can’t metterci oltre ten minutes to open a dick of pdf
– last but not the least, the più important of the three: a bilocale. Oh, not like the last one, che I have pagato una cifra and at un certo point it’s happened un casino, sono arrived pure the lawyers and the house è disappeared nel nulla with the money, lascianding me in the middle of the street.

But comunque, listen to me.

I want almeno 60 mq, possibly with a nice terrazzino where I can pranzarci di summer, termoautonomo, air conditioned, basse fees condominiali, Milano east zone, box auto obligatory (with a new car mi pare the minimum).
Sweet Santa Claus, non mi sembra di ask you too much. Mi pare the quite right visto that ho fatto the good and mi pare pure that you are in forte credit with me.
Trusting in your goodness and good senso, ti remind pure che I know where do you live. So, don’t make me angry che otherwise tocca che te vengo a take at home e I shoot you two pizze belle strong.
I’ll wait you alzato tonight, don’t deludermi another time.

Colgo the occasion also to wish happy holiday anche a te e famiglia.

Kisses and abbraccees a profusion (for now).

With the last biricioles of respect,
Roberto Boer